Lack of updates

It's basically internet suicide to go as long as I have without an update. My apologies. I moved recently, and my mental state has been fluctuating between this:

And this:

Don't worry, Superhero Sloth will return to its regularly scheduled programming very soon. He gets pretty bored hanging out in a tree all day. The internet is really unreliable there.

Living large, son!

It's also the worst part of college campuses